Tired Hands Brewing Company

Alien Church

IPA - New England / Hazy

Alien Church is our Hyper-Speed Reptoid Alien with Photosynthesizing Tongue Oat IPA. Brewed with an abundance of pillowy malted oats and intensely extraterrestrially… Read More

Alien Church is our Hyper-Speed Reptoid Alien with Photosynthesizing Tongue Oat IPA. Brewed with an abundance of pillowy malted oats and intensely extraterrestrially hopped AND dry hopped with our favorite sticky drippy juicy American varietals. Luscious layers of kiwi smoothie, strawberry candies, blueberry jelly, ruby red grapefruit, bright orange zest, musky tropical fruits, and drippy pineapple. Read Less

HopHands

Pale Ale - American

Our exceedingly aromatic American Pale Ale. Hopped with Amarillo, Centennial, and Columbus. Nuances of tangelo, under-ripe kiwi, and pine needles.

Our exceedingly aromatic American Pale Ale. Hopped with Amarillo, Centennial, and Columbus. Nuances of tangelo, under-ripe kiwi, and pine needles. Read Less

Pineal

IPA - American

Brewed with oats and Pennsylvania wildflower honey. Transcendentally hopped with Mosaic, Simcoe, and Amarillo. Peachy. Notes of mango jam, blueberries,… Read More

Brewed with oats and Pennsylvania wildflower honey. Transcendentally hopped with Mosaic, Simcoe, and Amarillo. Peachy. Notes of mango jam, blueberries, grapefruit zest, resin, and meadow flowers. Read Less

PUNGE

IPA - Imperial / Double

PUNGE is our all New Zealand Hop Double IPA brewed with malted oats. Intensely hopped AND dry hopped with hyper fresh Nelson Sauvin and Motueka hand selected… Read More

PUNGE is our all New Zealand Hop Double IPA brewed with malted oats. Intensely hopped AND dry hopped with hyper fresh Nelson Sauvin and Motueka hand selected by Jean this past harvest season in New Zealand. This batch is our absolute favorite yet. This new Nelson crop is SO much more fruity and tropical than any previous lots. PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE is PUNGE. Notes of ripe pineapple, lemon/lime, cotton candy grapes, tangy orange, watermelon candies, evergreen needles, and drippy tropical fruits. Read Less

Eviscerated Pathway of Beauty

IPA - Imperial / Double

Citra Double IPA. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely and singularly with Citra.

Citra Double IPA. Brewed with oats. Hopped intensely and singularly with Citra. Read Less

Oblivex

IPA - Imperial / Double New England / Hazy

Oblivex is our Citra & Amarillo Electrified Mummy Double IPA brewed with a huge grist of spelt and oats. Intensely hopped and dry hopped into a bright… Read More

Oblivex is our Citra & Amarillo Electrified Mummy Double IPA brewed with a huge grist of spelt and oats. Intensely hopped and dry hopped into a bright hellish oblivion with our best Citra & Amarillo. Delightfully creamy, pungent, and extremely citrusy. 9.2% abv. Notes of drippy Jersey peach, Valencia orange juice, cantaloupe, and Meyer lemon. Read Less

Milkshake IPA (Double Extra Vanilla)

IPA - Imperial / Double Milkshake

EXTRA Vanilla Double Milkshake IPA is our amplified mouth tickling sensory overload riff on our boundary-pushing Culinary IPA series. Brewed with heavy… Read More

EXTRA Vanilla Double Milkshake IPA is our amplified mouth tickling sensory overload riff on our boundary-pushing Culinary IPA series. Brewed with heavy amounts of luscious malted oats and lactose sugar. Conditioned atop twice the amount of pungent and sticky Madagascar beans. Intensely hopped and dry-hopped with Mosaic and Citra. Incredibly pungent and desserty... a real heavy whipper. Dreamt up with our interstellar alien cousins over at Omnipollo. Read Less

Technicolor Splendor

IPA - Imperial / Double

A Spelt & Simcoe Double IPA. our psychedelic and dreamy Double IPA, built on a soft bed of malted spelt, and hop singly and intensely with our favorite… Read More

A Spelt & Simcoe Double IPA. our psychedelic and dreamy Double IPA, built on a soft bed of malted spelt, and hop singly and intensely with our favorite lover hop: Simcoe. Read Less

SaisonHands

Farmhouse Ale - Saison

Four-Grain Saison. Brewed with rye, oats, wheat and Cascade hops. Notes of lemon zest, barnyard, hay, and earth.

Four-Grain Saison. Brewed with rye, oats, wheat and Cascade hops. Notes of lemon zest, barnyard, hay, and earth. Read Less

Refreshing

IPA - Imperial / Double

Refreshing is our late summer months, forget-about-the-impending-cold, always refreshing Thirst Quencher Double IPA! Brewed with heaps of malted oats… Read More

Refreshing is our late summer months, forget-about-the-impending-cold, always refreshing Thirst Quencher Double IPA! Brewed with heaps of malted oats and intensely refreshingly hopped and dry hopped with Galaxy, Citra, and Lemondrop! Lots of key lime, drippy sweet mango, and kalamansi gumballs in this batch. It’s just real pungent, drippy sappy juicy, and well... Refreshing! 8.0% abv. Read Less

Milkshake IPA (Strawberry)

IPA - Milkshake

Brewed at Tired Hands Brewing Company, an IPA brewed with oats and lactose sugar. Fermented atop strawberries (a high pectin fruit) and vanilla beans.… Read More

Brewed at Tired Hands Brewing Company, an IPA brewed with oats and lactose sugar. Fermented atop strawberries (a high pectin fruit) and vanilla beans. Hopped intensely with Mosaic and Citra. We also added wheat flour and 50 lbs of local apples (a high pectin fruit) to the boil. Brewed in collaboration with Omnipollo.
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Milkshake IPA (Extra Vanilla)

IPA - Milkshake

Brewed with a heavy amount of oats and lactose sugar. Hopped intensely with Mosaic and Citra and then conditioned atop twice the amount of luscious madagascar… Read More

Brewed with a heavy amount of oats and lactose sugar. Hopped intensely with Mosaic and Citra and then conditioned atop twice the amount of luscious madagascar vanilla beans. Read Less

Shambolic

Farmhouse Ale - Saison

Our Dry Hopped Spelt Saison is brewed with malted spelt and a touch of raw white wheat, and then fermented with our Magickal Saison yeast and house microflora… Read More

Our Dry Hopped Spelt Saison is brewed with malted spelt and a touch of raw white wheat, and then fermented with our Magickal Saison yeast and house microflora during a meditative slumber in one of our large oak foudres at our #Dispensary. Dry hopped assertively with New Zealand Nelson Sauvin and American Simcoe. Rather than force carbonating, we allow Shambolic to refermented in the can over several weeks for natural carbonation. 6.5% abv. Notes of ripe pineapple, lemon balm, spring meadow, black lime, and cape gooseberry. Read Less

Infinite Energy

IPA - American

Formerly "We Are All Infinite Energy Vibrating at the Same Frequency", this is an OG Brewcafé classic. Infinite Energy is a wheat IPA, brewed with malted… Read More

Formerly "We Are All Infinite Energy Vibrating at the Same Frequency", this is an OG Brewcafé classic. Infinite Energy is a wheat IPA, brewed with malted wheat and hopped intensely with Centennial and Simcoe. Vibrant and drippy juicy! Notes of mango jam, spruce tips, ruby red grapefruit, bubblegum, and candied pineapple. 6.5% ABV. Read Less

Wish Fulfillment

IPA - American

Wish Fulfillment is our Galaxy IPA. Brewed with malted spelt, and dry hopped singularly and intensely with our best Galaxy hops from Australia. Notes… Read More

Wish Fulfillment is our Galaxy IPA. Brewed with malted spelt, and dry hopped singularly and intensely with our best Galaxy hops from Australia. Notes of lime gummies, fresh peach, musky lychee, concord grape, and honeysuckle. Read Less

High Road

IPA - Imperial / Double

High Road was brewed with spelt and hopped intensely with Mosaic, Citra, Simcoe, and Centennial. Constructed to stamp out the negative static that has… Read More

High Road was brewed with spelt and hopped intensely with Mosaic, Citra, Simcoe, and Centennial. Constructed to stamp out the negative static that has become so prominent in every layer of society, and especially in our noble industry. If you ever feel the need to go negative, speak ill of someone's hard work, or become defensive about a technique or process, remember: NO IDEA IS ORIGINAL. LIFE IS A MIRROR OF CONFUSION. NEGATIVITY IS A PRISON. TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. Read Less

Death Tripper

IPA - New England / Hazy

Brewed with oats and wheat. Hopped generously with Columbia, Galaxy and the all mighty Simcoe. Gloomy and delicious!

Brewed with oats and wheat. Hopped generously with Columbia, Galaxy and the all mighty Simcoe. Gloomy and delicious! Read Less

Grassman

IPA - Imperial / Double

Honey double IPA brewed with oats. Fermented atop lots of Pennsylvania wildflower honey. Hopped intensely with Citra and Nelson Sauvin.

Honey double IPA brewed with oats. Fermented atop lots of Pennsylvania wildflower honey. Hopped intensely with Citra and Nelson Sauvin. Read Less

Extra Extra Knuckle

IPA - Imperial / Double

Extra Extra Knuckle is our ALL Mosaic Double IPA and the amplified step sibling of our beloved Mosaic IPA, Extra Knuckle. Brewed with a bit of fluffy… Read More

Extra Extra Knuckle is our ALL Mosaic Double IPA and the amplified step sibling of our beloved Mosaic IPA, Extra Knuckle. Brewed with a bit of fluffy malted wheat and hopped exclusively with beautiful and vibrant Mosaic. Extra EXTRA excellent and drippy! Notes of passionfruit, mango nectar, jellied strawberry, ripe honeydew, and mandarin orange. Read Less

Milkshake IPA (Pineapple)

IPA - Milkshake

Pineapple Milkshake IPA is brewed with oats and lactose sugar. Conditioned atop Madagascar vanilla beans and pineapple pureé. Hopped with Mosaic and Citra. Read More

Pineapple Milkshake IPA is brewed with oats and lactose sugar. Conditioned atop Madagascar vanilla beans and pineapple pureé. Hopped with Mosaic and Citra. Read Less

Ourison

Farmhouse Ale - Saison

Ourison represents the progression and evolution of our Saison fermentation program. Ourison is Our Saison, SaisonHands, left to condition in oak and… Read More

Ourison represents the progression and evolution of our Saison fermentation program. Ourison is Our Saison, SaisonHands, left to condition in oak and then allowed to fully express itself via a lengthy bottle conditioning period. The end result is a highly refined snappy and pungent Saison that, I feel, is one of the most simplistic and exciting iterations of Saison that we have ever produced. Read Less

Milkshake IPA (Peach)

IPA - Milkshake

Brewed with wheat, oats and lactose sugar. Fermented atop white peach purée and vanilla beans. Hopped intensely with Citra and Mosaic.

Brewed with wheat, oats and lactose sugar. Fermented atop white peach purée and vanilla beans. Hopped intensely with Citra and Mosaic. Read Less

Helles Other People

Lager - Helles

Helles Other People is brewed with all German Pilsner malt and hopped lightly but deliberately with Hallertau Mittelfrüh from our friends in Bavaria.… Read More

Helles Other People is brewed with all German Pilsner malt and hopped lightly but deliberately with Hallertau Mittelfrüh from our friends in Bavaria. Fermented with our house lager yeast and cold conditioned for five weeks before its release. Refined, delicate and eminently crushable... this beer is truly hitting its peak right now. Notes of lightly brewed jasmine tea, white grape spritz, clover honey, white peach, fresh cut grass, all with an incredibly refreshing minerality. 4.8% abv. Read Less

Intensely Juicy, Dank, Beautiful (Copy & Paste)

Pale Ale - American

Pale Ale. 5.9% Collaboration with Hill Farmstead Brewery. Brewed with oats and a tiny bit of caramel malt. Hopped at an outrageous rate (~8lbs/bbl) with… Read More

Pale Ale. 5.9% Collaboration with Hill Farmstead Brewery. Brewed with oats and a tiny bit of caramel malt. Hopped at an outrageous rate (~8lbs/bbl) with Crystal, Amarillo, Simcoe and Galaxy. How much is enough. Where does the inspiration come from?.
-Notes of blueberries, grapefruit flesh, blue spruce, and everlasting friendship Read Less

Trendler Pilsner

Pilsner - German

Brewed with all German Pilsner malt and hopped emphatically with Spalter Select from our most recent German selections, Trendler Pilsner is then fermented… Read More

Brewed with all German Pilsner malt and hopped emphatically with Spalter Select from our most recent German selections, Trendler Pilsner is then fermented with our house lager yeast and cold conditioned for many moons. We brew this beer for Jean’s grandfather, Joseph Trendler, but make enough of it to share with everyone! Notes of jasmine flower, white grape, light biscuit dough, green tea, and hay. Read Less